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  3. The last one.

    “The only woman I’m pimping is sweet lady propane, and I’m tricking her out all over this town.”

    (Source: watching-weirwoods, via ladysatan)

     

  4. (via cplu)

     

  5. eleniwins:

    centaurzilla:

    adventure time + king of the hill

    love this

    Oh lord. Ao will love this.

     


  6. You can’t just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure I’d like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball, but that’s just not the way it works.
    — Hank Hill
     

  7. (via calcul0n)

     

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  9. You had me at fruit pies.
    — Bobby Hill